Schmier Ex De Grease Pomade Shampoo - 250ml
"Schmiere" (read: shmeereh) means "grease" in german
New look - new formulation - new smell: Strong in design and grease dissolving!
Problems to washout grease, pomade and others, greasy evil stuff? The solution: Schmier- Ex.
The secret recipe of the ultra fat-dissolving Schmier-Ex, was founded of the distiller CJ Hotchkiss from Lubbock, Texas, who brewed in 1927 his high percentage Moonshine Booze and put all waste materials together which he found. It happened a big explosion, an explosive chemical reaction with consequences. He lost in this wonderful misery not only his left eye, he is the inventor of a living memory. The Schmier-Ex was born! - Caution: extremely explosive!
C.J. Hotchkiss great-grandchildrens' life-task is to push the Schmier-Ex of their great-grandfather to the maximum. This year they proudly present their creation in a new look and with an optimized formulation. They didn't spare neither cost nor effort to turn the design into this fantastic vintage look, which should remind of this adventurous and spectacular event in the year 1927. The new flask from metal causes quite a stir with this great design - not only in the bathroom! The formulation has been optimized also, which intensifies the grease dissolving again. The icing on the cake: The nice citrus smell of the new Schmier-Ex!
Washing instruction: Put a modicum on wet hair and rub gently. If necessar: Repeat procedure.
Our tip: Start only with really a modicum: This shampoo shows it's full potential from the first drip!
Ingredients:Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Polysorbate 80, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Potassium Cocoyl Hydrolized Collagen, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Panthenol, Polyquaternium-11, Parfum, Limonene, Citral, Linalool, Benzyl Alcohol, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, C.I. 42090